I just got a call from Roke, he told me there's a school which needs an english speaker to give classes to infants 8D
And on top of that;
THEY'RE GIVING HIM A CAR.
FREE.
IT'S OLD, AND PROBABLY SMELLS OLD, BUT IT WORKS AND IS FREE!
FUCKING FREE!
Jesus christ on a fucking bicycle, pedaling with his nuts!
Something good has finally happened to me in my life!
Oh lawdy, who ever has granted me this big massive break from all the bad luck I've been having for such a long time, I owe you my fucking life.






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POLPETTA
FIRM IN THE FURNACE
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Is there any kind of story behind Mrs Kisses? I'd love to hear about it!
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